Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 1:44 PM


Note: The below content involves other famous bloggers & some friends of mine, but I won't say who, so as to not get your butts kicked when those who aren't supposed to read this, actually read this. I'm not trying to defy or sabo anyone here, just stating the facts.

I was reading Xiaxue's blog yesterday till 1.45am ++.
Watched Russell Peters on Youtube yesterday/today.
Read TypicalBen and Randy's blogs too.
And read some of my friends' blogs as well.

Okay, fine. I'll admit - I was freaking bored.

But, I did notice something - that they all have one thing in common:
the great, colourful use of vulgarities.

Okay, before you take out all your stack of booking forms,
I suggest you read what I'm about to say first. RELAX, DEY.

First of all, let's look at the definition of 'vulgarities':
vul·gar·i·ty (vŭl-gār'ĭ-tē) n. pl. vul·gar·i·ties
The quality or condition of being vulgar.

Now, the definition of the oh-so famous but forbidden F word:

1.to have sexual intercourse with.
2.Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.

So, it's not me that's "vulgar", it's you that's F-ed.

AND HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND:

Definition of F---:
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

If you've actually realised, all my posts which were somehow stupidly considered to be "vulgar", told you that I was mad about something, at someone, right? ANGRY DISMISSAL. And somemore, it's a blog, for goodness sake. ONLINE DIARY; you all heard before anot, haolian act tough old people?

Read all the definitions clearly. Imagine you're an unbelievably 'pure' person, who knows nothing about the F word, and you come across this post. You wouldn't think that the word is a vulgar one, right? Even if you're shaking your head right now, but deep down you're agreeing.

"Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal."
And hey, look what's the meaning of " imperative" :
1. absolutely necessary or required;
2. Grammar. noting or pertaining to the mood of the verb used in commands, requests, etc.,

So, people can say "go and die" or "darn it" or "crap"
and it's all good, but once they say F, they're considered vulgar?

IS IT REALLY, FAIR?

Words are created by humans. Words are given their definition by humans. Words are used by humans.

If you ever stop to think, you'll realise that those "vulgarities" aren't even vulgarities - they don't have vulgar meanings! It's only when people say it's vulgar, then it becomes so.

Those famous bloggers, have hundred thousands of viewers daily. Viewers that can see each and every F word clearly, each and every one of their current schools/companies clearly. BUT WHY NO PEOPLE ARREST THEM, LEH? JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE FAMOUS? JUST BECAUSE WHAT. STOP GIVING EXCUSES LOR.

In actual fact, everyone, even for those blogs I have on my links do have a ton of "vulgarities". It's just that you people are just to lazy to search through each and everyone of them, and it's just that my blog is probably the worst one you've seen so far, so you're giving me this crap right here. Why, getting offended, because I said crap, huh.

Idk why suay suay enough my blog kena you.




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